Thursday, 8 December 2016

LG V20

What a wrecked life i was living with my blackberry bolt, A phone that was way past it prime, i felt weird taking it out during my hangouts with friends, i had to depend on my friend for better selfies, great pictures of mine so that i could upload them on facebook and get some likes. I don't have an instagram account as well, just for the sole reason, my mobile disappointed me big time, the picture clarity wasn't good, taking selfies was a distant dream, infact i missed those moments which were worth capturing that happened right before my eyes, the miracles of daily life, like the musicians singing in a live concert, like a dew drop that fell on a leaf shining in the sunshine, like that wild flower growing in my backyard, like my friends smearing cake on each other, i could never capture this moments. In the blissful morning hours, when i would be getting ready for office, preparing my breakfast at times, i would wish to hear some music to soothe my soul, how about playing it on my mobile and going on with my morning job, how cool was that, but it was not the case with me, for me if i had to play music and hear it, i needed to sit with it, a bit closer. The songs won't be audible if i would be showering or if i were in the kitchen. Dancing while bathing, dancing while cooking became unfulfilled desires. My phone would start hanging at times, the processing system would get slow, chatting on whatsapp would become a hellish experience because my phone would run out of memory, pissing me off at times, i felt, i was really missing out something in life, Though i was a great guy in my personal life, my friends appeared cooler because they had better phones.

But times do change and they changed, when i got my hands on LG V20, a handset that i made my own a few days ago. It came like a breathe of fresh air in my life, With an 8 MP front camera, i would keep taking selfies adoring my looks at times, deleting my bad pics and saving the better ones. With a powerful 16 MP camera, this phone is a magician in capturing the miracles happening around, those beautiful moments i cannot give a miss. I now don't miss the roses around me and the morning sunshine and water droplets look more stunning when turned into images. The audio quality is simply awesome, its mics can record the loudest rock concert with perfect clarity and its give a stunning performance when you play it back. With snapdragon 820 chip, Adreno 530 GPU and 4GB ram, The phone works smoothly, your fingers move fast and chatting is fun, playing games on it is heaven, LG V20 is the new ANGEL in my life, An angel who is strong and durable built with high quality aluminium. 

#LGV20 You have empowered my life, thank you....

Tuesday, 6 December 2016

Love not your past nor your Future but your Present

Living in the memories of your beautiful ex is a waste, why are you still into her, why do you even think of her, the one who came like a fresh breeze in your life has gone away like a puff of wind, she is no more in your life, accept the truth.

Why do you worry o boy, why does marriage even bother you, that's OK you are not well settled, its perfectly fine you don't earn much. Its OK if your future looks dull, why does thinking about your future makes you sad.

Why be obsessed with your past, why fantasize about your future, masturbating in your present, wasting your time.....

Live in the present, the present moment, look around your office, look around your surroundings, observe carefully and you fill find a girl yearning for love, date her, make memories, have sex, plenty of it.....

Don't waste your youth brooding over your past or worrying about your future, be real, be present in the present moment and life will get a meaning....

This Post exclusively written for the Current indispire Topic 

"Regretting the past and worrying about the future will further flatten the time in which you are living and celebrate today and try to employ the most of it.Write a post on the celebration of Today ..This moment is the only truth."

Sunday, 4 December 2016

She needs more time to decide, means its a NO....

I proposed her yesterday after being friends with her for almost an year, She needs more time to decide she said, what does she mean ?

It means no.

It means she does not want to be with you—certainly not now, and possibly never.

Try an experiment: When you are out and about in the world, listen to the people around you. Listen closely when you ask people questions. Notice anything funny?

People rarely say the word “no.” If you ask someone something, and they don’t want to do it, it’s extremely uncommon that they will say “no.” Instead, they will say other things that still communicate that the answer is no.

“Can I borrow your bike?” “Well, I’d love to let you, but I need it tomorrow.” That means no.

“Can I use your car?” “I don’t think my insurance covers other drivers.” That means no.

“Want to go to the new Avengers movie with me?” “I have to work tomorrow.” That means no.

“Would you like to date me?” “I need more time.” That means no.

The thing that’s weird is, in any subject except romance, we understand that these ways of saying “no” actually mean no. Yet when it comes to dating, it’s as if we forget all our language and communication skills, and when we hear an indirect no, we’re all like “What does it mean? What does it mean?”

“I need more time” means no.

Thursday, 1 December 2016


She loves her boyfriend but talks to me too, she says i am also important to her, what does she mean ?

What happens to the 4 GB pen drive when you buy a 32 GB one? Do you throw it away? Nope. It goes into back-up mode. See where I am getting at?

Don't be a 4 GB pen drive for somebody when you can be a 1 TB hard drive for someone else.

Friday, 25 November 2016


There was a girl in our class and her name was Sonam gupta, a guy in
our class had a secret crush on her. He used to stalk her every day
until one day he found out that she had a boyfriend who was our senior
in school. He was heartbroken and depressed, the crook he was, he
wrote on one of the desks of our classroom, that “Sonam gupta bewafa
hai”, no one knew when did he write this, probably in the lunch time
may be. After lunch, it was our Maths period, the message was by then
spread to the whole class and it became a talking point, Sonam gupta
was enraged and was very embarrassed seeing her name being taken in
such a filthy manner, Our Maths sir was briefed about the whole matter
and he felt embarrassed too, Sir looked towards the whole class and
asked “Who did this”. The culprit got up and accepted the crime. We
lived happily ever after.

As you all guessed, that is not true, the boy refused to owe up. Our
Maths sir came up with a brilliant strategy to find the culprit. He
decided to beat us all as he could not catch the culprit. After the
whack, when we were nursing our hurt, came the words of wisdom “For
now this will hurt, but this is for your own good.” We were all angry
at what just happened, we were punished for something we never did,
but surely the guy who wrote it must have got the whack too and even
his hands would be paining.

Does this example ring a bell, something same is happening in our
country right now, the PM’s move to get rid of black money by putting
500rs and 1000rs notes out of circulation is indeed a great step, when
I first heard of the announcement, I lauded our Prime minister for
such a great step and felt pride within that I voted for him, I put on
few quirky status and shared a few trolls on my facebook timeline, I
was quite happy that now the menace of black money would be over and
all those who had for all this year’s collected enormous wealth
through illegal means would be punished. It all went good for me until
a couple of days passed by and I started facing the repercussions of
the decision, as I ran out of cash, I moved around from ATM to ATM to
draw some money, but they all were crowded, there were people eagerly
waiting for their chance to draw some money in long queues. There were
ATMs who were devoid of such long queues but they were cashless, so
were useless to me. When I got my salary, I had to wait for almost two
days to get it deposited in the bank, two days of confusion about what
to do with the money i have because they were useless pieces of paper
unless i took an half day or a leave, stand in queues with the rest of
the crowd, wait for my chance and get my salary deposited in my
account and i wasn’t ready to do any of it though the third day I got
lucky and could deposit my money in a nearby cash deposit machine as
it was less crowded, I escaped the ordeal of standing in long queues.
In the evening as I called home, my sister took up the call and said,
Mumma is sleeping bhaiya, she is very tired, I said why what happened
?. She replied, Mumma had to deposit some cash in the bank and she had
to stand in the line for several hours but still all her efforts were
in vain, she didn’t get her chance as the counter was closed. My heart
pained when I heard this, at that moment, i simply lost my cool, for
my mother has been working hard for all this years and she still is
but she is getting old, her joints are getting weak and age is
catching up on her, with all those old age problems she had to stand
in queue for hours for the money, that was right fully hers, the money
she had earned toiling hard typing. I kept the phone and let out all
the curses I could say out from my mouth, because i am young, a
bachelor who stays away from his family in a city like indore, i still
can bear and go through the chaos the country is going through because
i live alone and can manage well even with limited cash, but the same
is not true for my parents. The turmoil in the country
didn’t spare my parents as well, thats were i felt the heat, the pain
of being helpless in such a situation.

I do believe, the step taken by our Prime minister is a great move, a
bold one indeed in fight against corruption but it wasn’t a well
planned move. The great move by the Prime minister as hailed by many
including me wasn’t followed with great measures resulting in
disruption and confusion all around. Only if the Goverment was well
prepared, the situation would have been much better. I really don’t
understand how can ATMS go cashless during such tough times, when the
situation is grave and crunch. I don’t understand what was the rush
when your logistics, infrastructure and manpower was not sufficient ?.

One thing i don’t understand is when the Goverment had said Hospitals
and petrol pump can accept 500rs and 1000rs notes, there are many
petrol pumps and hospitals who are refusing to accept old notes,
strict actions should be taken against them. Atleast hospitals, be it
private or goverment should be merciful to the cries and pain of the
common man, yes i do hear news of some deaths happening just because
people were not treated on time as hospital administration refused to
accept old notes. I do hear about suicides happening, about people
breaking down, marriages being postponed and its sad, really sad. Whom
do we blame, whom do we ask answers from, for greater good, do we
sacrifice the lives of our fellow men and rob them of the rights of
using their own money.

Your intention to wage war against black money and punish those
hoarders of ill gotten wealth was a great move but people at lower
strata have become worst victims. What are they being punished for
lord knows. A week of no cash and no business now means nights without
food or kadak chai. No ATMs working. Try telling the mother of an
ailing child that her child does not deserve treatment for ‘greater’
good. Parents and wives of soldiers are also in queues, try telling
them it’s for national interest. Try telling them, I dare you. Try
telling them their loved ones deserve to die because the govt was
hasty to make announcements when it wasn’t prepared. Bankers are
helpless but who really cares when you are far away from the limelight
of big towns and fancy cameras. Your loud TV debates won’t feed
people. Your patriotism won’t buy medicines. People walk long
distances to reach bank, public transport is abysmal and even a costly
affair for millions of folks. Demonetisation is the worst nightmare
come true for millions. This is a sad, really sad.

In the example stated in the first para, only if the classroom had a
CCTV camera, the culprit wouldn’t haved dared to write something
against his classmate, even if he had dared, he would have been
caught. The same is true in case of demonetization as well, only if
our infrastructure was great and if the decision was followed with
well planned measures, this decision would have been a historical one,
but now it needs to be seen, what lies in the womb of future, but for
now, along with corrupt even the honest are bleeding. 

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Thursday, 27 October 2016


Raj received a WhatsApp - “Sorry, can’t talk in working hours.”

He walked into a cafe bar. To feel better he ordered coffee twice.

By the end of his second coffee, he walked at the counter and stood there.

“Yes, sir!” A beautiful girl acknowledged him with a smile on her face.

“A cappuccino, please.” Raj ordered.

“Sir. That’s your third coffee in the last one hour. Are you sure?” Meera the counter girl asked.

“Of course, I’m. After all, that’s the only way, I can communicate with my girlfriend in her working hours.” Raj answered.

A smile acknowledged from the other side of the counter. Meera chose, low sugar cappuccino and handed it to Raj saying, “Bill on me!”

That day, love was served in a coffee mug.



Saturday, 15 October 2016


Its been four years since we became friends, four years of poetry, four years of talking philosophy, four years of beautiful conversations. Though with passing times, we do talk less for there is work to be done, as all are engaged in earning their bread and butter, we both are no different but even for those short duration's we talk, its beautifully rhyming. Though she is a thousand miles away and oceans keep us apart, we are somehow mentally connected, like memories that never fade away and stay immortal in our minds. Yesterday she called and we talked at a stretch, I realized we both were in search of a soulmate, a partner, there were talks on romance and it gradually shifted to marriage, she said, I always felt finding the right partner was easy, but its difficult, quite difficult. I said, ok, you don’t have to worry so much, if you don’t find anyone I am also there for you, we can always date and spend a great time. She giggled for a while and said, I am really poor with dating you know, I would rather choose to marry you. For a moment, I became quite like everything just slowed their motion for a fraction of seconds and I said, even marrying you is ok for me. There were some giggles and smiles, the conversation went on, till we ran out of words, we had emptied the thoughts that messed with us today and there was many more things to be said but it was enough for today, it was 2 am, my clock said, it was 9 pm her clock said, there were some awkward silences that happen. At the end we said good night to each other and wished each other blessings of God almighty.