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LOVE, ROMANCE AND DAIRY MILK SILK

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Yesterday she uploaded a pic of hers on face book in her office dress. I saw it and pressed the like button. I thought of pulling her leg. So I commented,” ha ha ha ha ha….woww..for a change you looking like my neighbour aunty. After around 10 minutes. My phone screen glowed. I checked it, she texted me on whatsapp, “ Acha so according to you, I am looking like an aunty and with this she added 3 angry look vaala smileys. I laughed aloud and texted her,”see you know na, I never lie so of course, if I am saying you look like an aunty..then of course you do babe. Then for a while there was silence. No reply….after a while I texted,”hey you had dinner”. No reply. I texted,”hey felt bad kya”. No reply…tension grew…I guess you slept..i texted again…no reply…her chat box was showing her online. I understood the joke had gone out of proportion. I panicked…but then I thought may be by morning she would be alright. So I just went and slept texting her good night.
When I woke up in the morning, I…

DAD VS BOYFRIEND

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The day was ending on a perfect note. She was lying in my arms after a great smooching session, I looked at her and it was visible that she was lost somewhere, deep in her own thoughts. I asked her,” Baby, you ok, what’s the matter, what are you thinking so much about ”. She said,” nothing”. Her tongues whispered something else and her eyes were saying something else. So I forced her and said,” baby, your eyes never lie, but your tongues do. So please tell me the truth, that what is bothering you so much”. She said,” baby. I have to keep telling lies to my father to meet you, I have to bunk my classes to spend some time with you and somewhere I feel guilty of it. My parents trust me and I am breaking their trust” . I was shocked to hear her saying all this, I didn’t knew what to say, deep within even I knew, we were doing a wrong thing. We were breaking the trust of our parents. But I was too obsessed with her and didn’t want to compromise with our intimate sessions. I had actually be…

REAL MEN HATE CHEATERS AND LIARS

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You think this is not gonna work….she was always dishonest with you….now to move on with her was a painful ordeal……..you decide to breakup….There is no other choice left….enough is enough….you confront her…..and tell her you are breaking up with her…….she breaks down into tears…and becomes inconsolable…she pleads not to leave her like this….she confesses her love a thousand times….and reminds you of all those beautiful moments…..but you are adamant to throw her out of your life……and walk away…but her tears continue…she disturbs all your friends and keeps telling them that how much she loves you…now all your friends are at her side…she keeps bugging you..texting you….calling you…blackmailing you emotionally….until you have a change of heart…until you are convinced that yes she loves you so much….and that’s where you do the mistake of letting her get back into your life…..
Oh dear Friend...for all this days…where was her love…why is she showering so much love when you told her that you w…

WHEN SHE KICKED HIS BALLS FILLED WITH MALE EGO....

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When Sherin returned to the apartment , she shared with Maddy, she found him waiting for her. He was very drunk.
“You bitch”, he yelled. ” Where have you been all night? ”
It would not matter what she said. Maddy knew that he was going to listen to her apologies, beat her up, then take her to Bed and forgive her.
But instead of apologizing Sherin said,” With another Man, Maddy. I have come up to pick up my things.”
And as Maddy watched her in disbelief, Sherin went into the bedroom and began to pack.

“For Christ sake, Sherin,” he pleaded. “ Don’t do this! We love each other. We are going to get married.” He talked to her for the next half hour, arguing, threatening, cajoling and by that time Sherin had finished packing. 

She left the apartment and Maddy had no idea why he had lost her, for he did not know that he had never possessed her.

A BEAUTIFUL FRIEND, ME AND JESUS CHRIST

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That night I felt so troubled, so desperate. She was online but was not replying to my texts. I didn’t understand why, what wrong had I done  to her. I was always good to her, always eager to listen to her, to talk to her. What mistake had I commited that she was ignoring me like this. For the past few days, she was torturing me by her negligence and I don’t care a damn about you!!!! Attitude. We were great friends who used to sing songs for each other, who used to share there problems with each other. But suddenly now everything seemed to non exist. For me enough was enough, I was controlling my tears but I could not do it anymore and gave out a loud cry. I started sobbing thinking of her. I didn’t knew what to do, whom do I turn for help. That’s when I felt a hand on my shoulders, I looked to my right and saw my Lord sitting beside me. I felt immense peace in his presence.
He asked,” how are you my friend, hope you are doing well”.
I said,” I am lost Jesus, I am lost. I am tired of be…

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF I HADN'T LEFT HIM ? LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO BEAUTIFUL....

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One morning Sherin got a call from her bestie, that jolted her,” hey, you know what, Maddy is in town, he is here for some work”. She put down the call, feeling foolishly vulnerable. Madhavan Jacob….whom she lovingly called Maddy had been such an important part of her life. What would have happened if I hadn’t left him?. She thought
Sherin sat  at her desk, smiling tremulously, thinking of the good old memories she had with him. Maddy was one of the dearest men she had ever known. Just the memory of him made her feel warmed and loved. And he was here in Town. I have to see him, she thought. Her friend had told her, he was staying at some hotel named Blue diamonds.
Sherin dialed the number of the hotel, and her fingers were trembling. She had a feeling that the past was about to become the present. She found herself thrilled at the thought of seeing Maddy. What will he say, when he hears my voice? When he sees me again ?. The operator was saying.” Good morning, Hotel Blue diamonds”. Sherin …

5 TIPS TO BECOME CHETAN BHAGAT.....OR SOMEONE LIKE CHETAN BHAGAT

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What makes Chetan bhagat popular ?
1.Because he is the writer of the masses….just like Directors like Rohit shetty make massy films for the aam janta…he writes massy books which caters to a large number of audience.
2. His stories are simple with less complications and he glorifies one or two cities in every book and adds the local flavor of those cities in his book. For eg. In 3 mistakes of my life, he glorified ahmedabad and in two states, he spoke about Punjab and Chennai, in Revolution 2020 he glorified benaras.
3. His book will also contain a romantic angle like we have in bollywood films and to spice up the romance, he garnishes Romance with some sex.
4. His vocabulary is simple and his English is understandable to almost everyone who just have surface knowledge of English. That’s why his novels are very much preferable to beginners.
5. His book will contain a lot of drama, something that we Indians like a lot. 6. And also his book does have some humour too.
Now that he is a brand , …

I HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING

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I have decided to do something, my plan may be grand, or just barely stand, I may help the planet, Or just one person on it, I may be a success, Or learn from my mess, But I have decided , To do something,
I have decided, To do something, I may run with the breeze, Or crawl on my knees, I may be applauded, Or go unrewarded, I will do all that it takes, And I will make mistakes, But I have decided,
 To do something….

FRIENDSHIP DIARY- MY FRIEND AND HIS DUMB GIRLFRIEND

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I, My friend and his girlfriend were having dinner together. Me and my friend were having Chicken and Rice but his girlfriend was a vegetarian so she had ordered herself butter Paneer along with rice. While eating, she asked this chicken comes from which animal. My friend had told me that she was a bit dumb but her question defined new levels of dumbness. I Started laughing which made her feel offended. She defended herself and said that because she is a vegetarian she has no knowledge about what is chicken.  My friend signaled me to stop laughing, so I stopped, he then explained her that chicken came from a bird . She then pointed towards my plate and asked, The chicken you are eating, is it a male or female ?. I was shocked and would have burst laughing if it was not for my friend. I didn’t want to hurt his lady love. So with a serious face I said, “ It’s a Hijra chicken, its neither a male nor a female, because male chickens are used as alarm clocks in villages and Females are used…

SHE USED TO STARE AT ME AND I DREAMED OF GETTING LAID WITH HER....

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Two days ago, I was at a local vegetable market to buy some vegetable and Fruits. As me and my Mom entered the place, my eyes met with a girl, she was constantly staring at me. I instantly recognized her, she was a girl from my colony. I didn’t know where she lived but I did see her a couple of times here and there moving around with her friends. She did have this habit of constantly staring at me. I was always confused about why she did so, as there can be only two reasons either I looked like a joker or she found me sexually attractive. Now the first reason cannot be true because she never laughed looking at me. She always had this serious frown on her face. If she was an ordinary looking girl, I would have simply ignored her staring at me but she was very sexy, she had this wheatish complexion, great pair of eyes, kissable lips and I always saw her hairs tied in a pony tail. The best part was she had a great figure, wowww….Great pair of breasts,  sexy waist, round hips and great th…

A PAGE FROM SOMEONE ELSE ROMANTIC DIARY- SHE FINALLY APOLOGISED

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Yesterday she Texted me….. She texted me after almost 10 months..... she texted me,” if you think it right, I need to talk to you, please its really necessary for me….i want to say something”. I didn’t want to reply back but decided to do it because I was curious to know what she had to say. While replying her back there were a thousand thoughts going on in my mind. There was a sudden surge of dislike and hatred that came in my mind. I had moved on and had forgiven her for what she did but then I couldn’t understand from where did this hatred come from….it made me feel sick………to every message of her when I replied back…I felt sick…really sick. She asked me,” if I was still angry with her”. I said,” of course not, I had forgiven you long back, not because I am a Great man but because I want to live in peace”. She said,” but what were you so angry about, what have I done”. I simply laughed her audacity….it’s so hard for girls to accept their mistakes. I said,” ok it was all my mistake, you did…