NAUGHTY CONVERSATIONS..:-P

Seeing her Profile picture, I texted her, "My goodness, waqt ne kiya kya haseen sitam".

 She texted back,"haan sab kuch waqt hi karta hai"

 I said," Kaash waqt ke saath hame ek dusre se pyaar ho jaaye".

 She replied, "ha ha ha ha....Halwa hai kya..pyaar hona"

 I said, " Nai, Besan ka ladoo hai pyaar, aadha tod ke, aadha ladoo tumhara, aadha mera ".

 She said, "Hahaha ha, Good one...par mujhe ladoo nai pasand".

 I asked, "dairy milk khaayegi"

 She said, " Main meetha nai khaati".

 I said, " edi ahankaari, Love chaiyaan tarilla, alledi".

 She said, "Illa taratilla"

 I said," ohho, wait and watch, love will break all barriers and seep into your heart".

 She said," Achawww, dekhenge...poda".

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