FRIENDSHIP DIARY- SOMETIMES EVEN FARTS CAN BE USEFUL

We were  sitting on a couch, she was looking really tensed. 
i asked her," what's the matter, you look really tensed". 
she said," yes i am". 
I said," share with me what's the matter, May be i can find a solution". 
she said," yaar i am really pissed off with him, i always thought about him as my friend but he is very much obsessed with me now and he acts so weird at times". 
i said," so are you sure, he has a huge crush on you and very much attracted towards you". 
she said," yes i am very much sure about it".
i said," so what do you want now". 
she said," i just want to shoo him away..... i cannot tolerate him any more now". i said," ok i have an idea". 
she said," and what's that". 
I said," when you both are sitting together, just fart before him".
she said," what , are you mad or what, from where do you bring such crazy ideas, duffer".
i said," tujhe apni izzat pyaari hai ya nai".

she said," ofcourse hai".

i said," so do as i say, just go ahead and fart babe".
she said," you must be joking".
i said," common i am serious".
she said,"hmmm so you think, it will do the trick".

i said," see if its just a sexual attraction and if he just wants to bang you, he will get away from you with embarassment but if he loves you, we would have to come up with something else...till then just move ahead with our farting plan".

she said," you are mad....totally mad"
i said," bhaad main jaa fir...no suggestions from me now" and i made a angry face.
She said," ok i will do as you say".
i said," good girl".

And our meeting ended that day

Next day she came dancing and giggling, and as soon she came near me, she hugged me tightly and said," Mere chatur ramalingam, you are a genius.."
I said," so your so called obsessed lover,is no more obsessed with you".

She said," Yes actually it happened.....uski shakal dekhne layak thi..when i executed your plan..now he won't dare to come near me..... ha ha ha ha...."


Moral of the story- Sometimes a fart can do things that a slap cannot